We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.