On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap your partner in the face, Write bad checks all over the place, Flirt with strangers, annoy your spouse, Get a divorce and lose your house, ...uh... dosey-do.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.