Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.
You can change only what people know, not what they do.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.