I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.