Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone
I could puke on myself and still be good looking.
You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!