The only problem is time.

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

I distrust all television doctors.