The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.

There's just nothing funnier than, like, a guy awkwardly explaining to another guy that he's hurt his feelings, and then later, awkwardly, you know, forgiving him for doing that.

I work under the assumption that, generally speaking, my taste and the taste of the Oscar voters are not one in the same.

My characters come from a good place.

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

I don't smoke weed on set all day. I just want to say that, you know, not all day. After lunch you get tired. What can you do? To me, the fact that a character smokes weed isn't really what I hang my hat on necessarily.

I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.