If you don't like me, there must be something wrong with you.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?

Once the Hack-a-Shaq works once, you know I'm going to see it again. The only thing worse for basketball than that defense is the Lack-a-Shaq offense, where I have to go to the bench because of foul trouble. There is no fun in that.

I don't see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.

That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.