I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

I'm just getting better and better. It's just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I'm not a queen bee. I'm a king bee.

I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning

The problem with kids these days is they don't have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.

Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.