I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

Since I suffered the injury on company time, why shouldn't I also be able to get surgery and do recovery on company time?

It's hard to get up for a good high-school team like the Chicago Bulls.

I have never been a shooter.

It's t'ai chi every time. I'm using your positive energy, and I'm blowing off it. See, most guys can't push, they got to lean. When they lean, I spin.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.