I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.

I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm going, then it won't be a vacation.'

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.

Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die.

Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.