(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.

I'm very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don't get to the philosophical side.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

We're the most experienced team in the league. I think we got a little too happy, running our mouths, jumping up and down, looking at the Heat dancers and all of that stuff. We had to step it up and show them what we're all about.

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best.