I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!