I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?

That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!