I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.