Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.
The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.