All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.

Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.