I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.

I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

Everything I say is 95% truthful.