It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.