If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.