I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.