One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

When security comes, every man for himself

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.

When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.