One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.