If I don't believe it, I don't care.

A great NOW will be a great WAS! A bad NOW will always be a bad WAS, and all you can hope for is a Great GONNA BE!

If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!

Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal. I can finally get to that goal. Then you get to that goal, and then you gotta get to another goal. But in between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed - and if you don't, you're a fool.

Every language has its own music.

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'