The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
Sid CaesarEverybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal. I can finally get to that goal. Then you get to that goal, and then you gotta get to another goal. But in between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed - and if you don't, you're a fool.
Sid CaesarAfter all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.
Sid Caesar