People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'

If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.

The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. And people looked at me and said, "Gee, that's like Uncle David", or "That's like a friend of mine.". And they related through that. I didn't make fun of them. I made fun of me.

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.