Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal. I can finally get to that goal. Then you get to that goal, and then you gotta get to another goal. But in between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed - and if you don't, you're a fool.

If I don't believe it, I don't care.

Every language has its own music.

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. And people looked at me and said, "Gee, that's like Uncle David", or "That's like a friend of mine.". And they related through that. I didn't make fun of them. I made fun of me.