People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'
If I don't believe it, I don't care.
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.
If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.