Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.
If I don't believe it, I don't care.
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.