Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.