That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.