The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.