Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.