Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!