When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.