Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.