Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.