Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.