It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.