He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.