Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.