Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.