Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.