William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.