Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.