Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.