William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.