It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.