It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.