Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.