Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.