Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.