Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.