He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.