Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.