Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.