Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!