Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time