William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.