That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.