It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.