When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.