Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.