When I say 'friends,' I use that term loosely, as I don't actually have any.

It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.

Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix.

Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.