God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade... which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake.

I can't prove it, but I can say it.