Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.

I'm impervious to logic.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.