We are divided between those who think with their heads and those who know with their heart. Consider Harriet Miers. If you think about Harriet Miers, of course her nomination is absurd. But the President didn't say he thought about his selection. He said this: "I know her heart." Notice how he said nothing about her brain? He didn't have to. He feels the truth about Harriet Miers.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

The interesting thing about fake news and fake media is that it's a heresy against reality. Again, as a Catholic, I was taught that the greatest sin was heresy. Because not only are you a sinner, you are proselytizing and inviting other people into your sinful state through your heresy. You're a recruiter for your own fallen state. Donald Trump is a heretic against reality. Basically, he's lying for sport. He's inviting people into his heresy that there is no objective reality.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.