Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.

I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

We [comics] create our own reality on the show. I'm in a cocoon of the character's creation. Even within that reality, he's in a cocoon. While I'm an improviser and enjoy discovery, the show follows a script. I have a pretty good idea what's going to happen. It's a very ­crafted, controlled environment.

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.