Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

I tell a lot of young performers, 'Go get in trouble. Go commit yourself to something you're not sure you can do.' And I followed my own advice.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.