Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

If someone does offer you a job, say 'yes.' You can always quit later. Then at least you'll be one of the unemployed as opposed to one of the never-employed. Nothing looks worse on a resume than nothing.

We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans alike....We voted for the people who voted for it, and then voted for the people who reauthorized it, then voted for the people who re-re-authorize d it.

I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.