Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.
I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.
Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!
If God wanted us to accept gays, he'd have made us compassionate