Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!

it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

Baby carrots are making me gay.

It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.