Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

I'm fascinated that people drawn to cults want to know what to do. And people want to know what to think. And people want to know how to feel. Not just what to feel but how to feel.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.

I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.