Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

...why were you happier when you were a kid? Because you didn't know anything. The more you know, the sadder you get.

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!