Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

News for the godless: religion is inescapable. there has never been a human society without some form of worship. And don't point to communist societies like the Soviet Union - they worshipped blue jeans.

If you're a perfectionist and you know you're about to do something at which you cannot be perfect, then that is daunting because you know what your heart is like and the way you approach your work.

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.