Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.

The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.