I am no fan of books.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.

Some people perceive me as an assassin or at least someone who can slip under your guard with a knife. But if you watch what I do, that's almost never the case. I'm just trying to keep the balloon in the air. It rarely turns into anything combative.

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.