I am no fan of books.

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."

Equations are the devil's sentences.