You have a firm grasp of the obvious.

The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear

A native American group has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government for mismanagement of oil, gas, grazing, timber and other royalties since 1887. They're seeking $100 billion. Here's the good news: The government has responded what I believe is an appropriate counteroffer: A two-cent Navajo stamp.

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.

When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.