I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

I imagined myself living in New York in some sort of open, large but sparse studio apartment with a lot of blond wood and a futon on the floor and a bubbling samovar of tea in the background and a big beard - living alone but with my beard - and doing theater. That's what I thought my life would be.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

If you're a perfectionist and you know you're about to do something at which you cannot be perfect, then that is daunting because you know what your heart is like and the way you approach your work.

If it's called THE USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?

I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your actor's work. I'm damn proud of my ability to help other people achieve their ideas.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.