I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.

As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!

I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours