To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. If that ever happens, it's only because something happened during the interview that got me going, and then I had to translate my feelings to the mouth of the character.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?