To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.