The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!
I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.
Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.
As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.
In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.