Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

Sorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried. McCain may be behind, but the man is a fighter. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' He used to, but it was stored in the same part of his brain that remembered to vet his running mate.

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?