The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.